King of England

Right now I'm working on a production of Henry V by William Shakespeare... i play one of the French Dukes and the other night i had a dream that we were actually going into battle against the English and i knew what was going to happen to me.  I knew we would lose and i knew that i would die. I ran away and tried to hide from the battle but everywhere i turned there was another battle going on... I just didnt want to die...

Male Pregnancy

The other night i had a dream i was nine months pregnant. I was rushed to the hospital as i went into labor then i spent what felt like hours and hours doing breathing exercises. Only when the doctor came in and said "Um you're a guy" Did i look down and realize i was very much not pregnant. 

What am i supposed to do with that?